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Number of Articles Written: 77
Number of Usage Licenses Sold: 5
Number of Unique Licenses Sold: 0
Number of Full Rights Licenses Sold: 22
Featured Articles
Christmas TragediesQualified Lead
Think of It as a Long Vacation in the Extremely Deep South
And in Further News, America Is Broke
Everyone Is Strapped These Days
Doing More With Less
Manager speaking to Atlas, who is standing with the world balanced on his shoulder. He says: “I´m sorry. I know you already have a lot on your plate, but we all have to shoulder more responsibility these days.”
Words: 43 Downloads: 0 Category: Humor By: Mary FinnIt's Not Just the Stables...
Accountant interviewing Hercules who has just finished diverting the river to clean the Augean Stables. He says: “Nice job on the stables. You´ve got the makings of an excellent auditor.”
Words: 36 Downloads: 0 Category: Humor By: Mary FinnMedusa Meets Her Match
Personnel Director interviews Medusa, who sits in front of him with a head full of hissing, snarling snakes. He says: “You call that a nest of snakes? You´ve obviously never worked in Corporate.”
Words: 38 Downloads: 0 Category: Humor By: Mary FinnDon't Cross the Widow-Maker
Two men are talking. Man asks, “Where´s Joe?” Second man says, “He ran afoul of the widow-maker. It doesn´t pay to cross some people.” Next panel of comic shows a giant spider with a human face sitting on a web with a pile of dead bodies underneath.
Words: 53 Downloads: 0 Category: Humor By: Mary FinnMoses, Technical Writer
Moses sits in a chair holding the stone tablets of the Ten Commandments. His boss is seated on the other side of the desk. The boss says, “I don´t care who gave you this information. It´s wrong. I want it re-done.”
Words: 45 Downloads: 0 Category: Humor By: Mary FinnWage Slave
A wretched-looking galley slave turns to the slave chained next to him and says, “I used to work in business but had to leave. The rat race was killing me.”
Words: 33 Downloads: 0 Category: Humor By: Mary Finn