A. Junglist

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The human mind is capable of inventing the words which describe who I truly am... for these words have not yet been thought of or invented. ....

...but for the majority of people in this world...

This should give you an idea in terms you allow your mind to understand. ....


I miss somebody right now. I don't watch much TV. I own lots of books. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (Depends on whose point of view.) I believe honesty is the best policy. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. I carry my switchblade everywhere with me. I love sushi. I have long hair. I have at least one sibling. I like the way that I look. I slept with a roommate. I have a hidden talent. I just lost everything I owned last year. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. I have a couple REAL friends. I practically live in boy shorts. I love to shop. I've rejected someone before. I have no idea what I want to do with the rest of my life. I know a lot. Actually... I know it all! I have a lot to learn. I'm into Zen. I am not shy around the opposite sex. I have done alcohol and drugs. I believe in GOD. I like "South Park." If I had the opportunity, I probably would use my sexuality to advance my career. I am happy at this moment. I can work on a car. I am comfortable with who I am right now. I have more than just my ears pierced. I tattoos. I can play a musical instrument. I went to college. I fall for the worst people. I am incapable of making a decision. I carry a spare set of fairy wings in my back pocket. If sex isn't dirty, you're doing it all wrong. I believe that rules are meant to be broken. I make a smiley when I send someone a nasty e-mail message. I can pick up things with my toes. I talk/walk in my sleep. I've often thought that I was born in the wrong era. I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. I collect PEZ Dispensers and damn proud of it! (I had a PEZ room in my house.) I enjoy a nice glass of red wine. (I'm in harmony.) I'm an artist. I am ambidextrous. (Okay, I'm not really.) I don't need to read the instructions. (I am perfectly capable of screwing it up without printed help.) I love my teeth. I have been out of the country. Nobody has ever said I'm normal. I am not shy. I have seen demons. I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. I would rather read than watch TV. I am an author. I like rock music. I am compulsively honest. One seventh of my life is spent on Monday. I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document· I think this is particularly long. I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time... and thank you Kid for saving my life! My favorite sport is auto drag racing. I love Drum n Bass. (What!?) I'm Puerto Rican & Czech. I can't cook. (I use the smoke detector as a meal timer.) I do not 'get' most comedy acts. I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. I love to drive in the car with the system blasted and the windows rolled down, while singing into a water bottle to whoever happens to be sitting in the passenger seat. I rode the short-bus. I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. I would really like to own a monkey. I've gone skinny-dipping. Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. I never regret anything I've done in my life... it made me who I am today. I am open-minded. I say random things to freak people out. I am going to be famous one day... you might want to remember me.