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Tales from the Gofer Farm - Liven Things Up


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Satirical set of 10 ideas for livening up a cubicle city and making a work life bearable.
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Do you work in a gofer farm? You know, one of those cubicle cities with the clipped- together workspaces that afford all the privacy of quarter booth at a sleazy sex club? The place you call “home” 8 or more hours a day, with a boss who stands looking over your shoulder without your knowledge like some creepy voyeur? Yeah, you know what I’m talking about. Well, it doesn’t have to all be drudgery, and maybe it’s time to lighten things up a bit with these ten ideas.

1. Yell “cookies” or “danish” every time you arrive on time. You’ll know who the real suck-ups are right away by the heads that pop up. Of course, have at least two cookies in your pocket or donuts in a bag, or you could be facing an unruly mob.

2. Buy a bag of rubber bands, and shoot them off the ceiling into the adjacent cubicles. Depending on your location within the gofer farm, you may be able to land them in every workspace within the cavern. Go for accuracy, and try to land them on keyboards and laps.

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