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Masturbation...Its Not Just Singing Solo Anymore


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Masturbation...We all do it, and we all deny it. Heres a humorous look at how to incorporate more of it into your lovemaking.
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You"ve had a hectic day at the office; endless piles of papers waiting to be shuffled while creatively skirting a boss who"s suffering from male PMS. All you want is to go home and relax. Executing a perfect swan dive onto your bed, you allow your mind to wander to more pleasant destinations. One thing leads to another, and before you know it…"What the hell do you think you"re doing? Aren"t I good enough?"…your girlfriend has just walked in the door and caught you in a moment of self indulgence.

Confusion, coupled with red-faced embarrassment, sets in. What was supposed to be a chance to unwind has become a litany of venom laced insults coming from that tiny creature in the doorway. "What"s the big deal?" you wonder. (Don"t make the mistake of asking this out loud; try mumbling something unintelligible until she"s calmed down.) Besides, while she might be laying a guilt trip on you for boppin" the bologna, you happen to know for a fact that hidden in her dresser drawer, she has a plaything twice your size with more rotating lights than a fire truck. Where"s the justice?

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Written by: Arlie MacGregor
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