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This article lists twenty quotes that focus on the divorce lawyers, divorce quotes, or prenuptial agreements. Quotes are listed alphabetical by author’s last name. Authors include Roseanne Barr, Danny DeVito, Jay Leno, Norman Mailer, and more. Please note: no quotes are repeated between this article and my other articles that include divorce quotes.

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Probably the only people who profit from a divorce are the divorce attorneys. Although they are usually necessary, that does not guarantee them love, as these quotes illustrate.

I don’t believe man is woman’s natural enemy. Perhaps his lawyer is.
Shana Alexander

My husband and I didn’t sign a prenuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
Roseanne Barr

Paper napkins never return from the laundry, nor love from a trip to the law courts.
John Barrymore

It is better to have loved and lost, but only if you have a good lawyer.
Herb Caen

We came from mud. And after 3.8 billion years of evolution, at our core is still mud. No one could be a divorce lawyer and doubt that.
Danny DeVito, as Gavin D’Amato in War of the Roses

Whoever said “marriage is a 50-50 proposition” laid the foundation for more divorces fees than any other short sentence in our language.
Austin Elliott

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