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This article lists twenty quotes that focus on divorce. Quotes are listed alphabetical by author’s last name. Authors include Jack Benny, Joyce Brothers, Johnny Carson, Tim Conway, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Bob Hope, Groucho Marx, Fred Rogers, Will Rogers, and more. Please note: no quotes are repeated between this article and my other articles that include divorce quotes.

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Divorce and hard times at school, all those things combined to mold me, to make me grow up quicker. And it gave me the drive to pursue my dreams that I wouldn’t necessarily have had otherwise.
Christina Aguilera

Divorce is most likely to wreak havoc when spouses declare war on each other and draft their kids.
Constance Ahrons

I swear, if you existed I’d divorce you.
Edward Albe

Divorce is very difficult, especially on the kids. Of course, I’m the result of my parents having stayed together, so you never know.
Jason Alexander, as George Costanza on Seinfeld

My toughest fight was with my first wife.
Muhammad Ali
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.
Robert Anderson

If you think you have trouble supporting a wife, try not supporting her.
Anonymous

If marriage means you fell in love, does divorce mean you climbed out?
Anonymous

Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Anonymous.

There are two sides to every divorce: yours and shithead’s.
Anonymous

Divorce: The past tense of marriage.
Anonymous

If things are natural, they’re easy. If they’re unnatural, they’re difficult. I have never met a man who found it difficult to marry, but I have never found a man who found it easy to divorce either.
Anonymous

I do not consider divorce an evil by any means. It is just as much a refuge for women married to brutal men as Canada was to the slaves of brutal masters.
Susan B. Anthony

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive, but there’s less of you.
Margaret Atwood

My wife, Mary, and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce. Murder, yes, but divorce, never.
Jack Benny

Divorce: A resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.
Ambrose Bierce

Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary by-pass. After such a monumental assault on the heart, it takes years to amend all the habits and attitudes that led up to it.
Mary Kay Blakely

I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something’s wrong with me.
Elayne Boosler

For some reason, we see divorce as a signal of failure, despite the fact that each of us has a right, and an obligation, to rectify any other mistake we make in life.
Joyce Brothers

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