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This article includes one hundred quotes about dating. All quotes have been placed in alphabetical order based on the author’s last name. Authors include Woody Allen, Fran Drescher, Cary Grant, Wendy Liebman, Jay Leno, Bill Maher, Steve Martin, Groucho Marx, Paul Reiser, Joan Rivers, Rita Rudner, Garry Shandling, Andy Warhol, Mae West, and more.

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Dating advice is plentiful, perhaps because we have all been there at one time or another. That said, it should be easy to relate to these quotes about the wonderful world of dating.

Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.
Scott Adams

Rumors about me? Calista Flockhart, Pam Anderson, and Matt Damon. That’s who I’m dating.
Ben Affleck

My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.
Woody Allen

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Woody Allen

I think you should not limit yourself to dating somebody older or younger.
Loni Anderson

The best way to find your perfect match is to meet love halfway.
Anonymous

Never date a woman whose father calls her ‘Princess.’ Chances are she believes it.
Anonymous

One good thing about Internet dating: you’re guaranteed to click with whomever you meet.
Anonymous

Most relationships are not made in heaven. They come in kits and you have to put them together yourselves.
Anonymous

I’m all for computer dating, but I wouldn’t want one to marry my sister.
Anonymous

Dating is so insecure. My last relationship, I was always there for her and she dumped me. I told her about it. I said, “Remember when your grandma died? I was there. Remember when you flunked out of school? I was there. Remember when you lost your job? I was there!” She said, “I know—you’re bad luck.”
Tom Arnold

Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship.
Dave Barry

I’m a strong proponent of online dating. Dating is a numbers game and online dating gives you the greatest number of people to choose from - people you would not ordinarily reach.
Gail Barsky

Online dating is efficient. We’re a fast food society and now you have a pool of eligible people to choose from.
Gail Barsky

Good-looking individuals are treated better than homely ones in virtually every social situation, from dating to trial by jury.
Martha Beck

The Google algorithm was a significant development. I’ve had thank-you emails from people whose lives have been saved by information on a medical website or who have found the love of their life on a dating website.
Tim Berners-Lee

I was dating this girl for two years—and right away the nagging starts: “I wanna know your name.”
Mikey Binder

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.
Jim Bishop

I’ve had a little bad, bad media luck the New Year. Well, apparently I’m dating Bill Clinton, which makes me nervous. I didn’t know, though.
Julie Bowen

Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.
Rita Mae Brown

I’m not cynical about marriage or romance. I enjoyed being married. And although being single was fun for a while, there was always the risk of dating someone who’d owned a lunch box with my picture on it.
Shaun Cassidy

You’re talking to someone who has been married to various people for the last 40 years of her life. Dating is not really something familiar. I’ve never really been a dater.
Stockard Channing

I can barely even run a computer. God knows what I’d get on online dating. I’d get something that was subhuman or something.
Stockard Channing

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn’t mean she can’t have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.
Cher

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