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The series Seinfeld claimed that it was a show about 'nothing'. Well, that nothing had a lot of wisdom to impart. Read on for 37 witty and interesting 'Seinfeldisms'. They're guaranteed to make you laugh and think at the same time.

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"A relationship is an organism. You created this thing and then you starved it, so it turned against you. Same thing

happened to the Blob." - Jerry

"You want to know why you can't go in front first? I'll tell you why. Because it signals a breakdown in the social order. Chaos. It reduces us to jungle law." - Newman (on cutting in line)

"I'd rather be dating the blind. You know, you could let the house go. You could let yourself go. A good looking blind

woman doesn't even know you're not good enough for her." - George

"I don't return fruit. Fruit is a gamble. I know that going in." - Jerry

"I can do six weeks standing on my head. I'm a sexual camel." George (on abstinence)

"What is this obsession people have with books? They put them in their houses like they're trophies. What do you need it
for after you read it?" - Jerry

"You don't understand. A garage... I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply

myself, maybe I could get it for free?" - George

"The apartment elevators are always slower than the offices, because you don't have to be home on time." - Jerry

"Cats run away all the time. You know, my aunt, she had a cat. Ran away. Showed up three years later. You never know.

They've got things in their brains where they remember where they're from. Unless, of course, somebody else starts

feeding him. See, that's what you've gotta worry about." - Kramer

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