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Me fail English? That´s unpossible!

My cats breath smells like cat food.

When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar.

I bent my wookie.

This snowflake tastes like fish sticks.

And then the doctor told me that both my eyes were lazy! And thats why this was the best summer ever.

I´m going to eat chocolate til I barf!

My parents won´t let me use scissors.

The doctor said I wouldn´t have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there.

Principal Skinner? I got carsick in your office.

Will you cook dinner for me? My parents aren´t around and I´m not allowed to use the stove.

Oh boy, sleep! That´s where I´m a Viking!

When I grow up, I´m going to Bovine University.

Was President Lincoln okay?

I heard your dad went to a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.

My neck hurts and my ear hurts. I have two owwies.

Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.

Daddy, these rubber pants are hot.

Maybe she drove to the moon.

Principal Skinner is an old man that lives at the school.

Teacher made me go to Principal Skinner´s office when I was dirty.

Bye witches - thanks for not eating me!

Daddy I´m scared. Too scared to even wet my pants.

It tastes like ... burning!

I found a moon rock in my nose!

Your hair is tall and pretty.

Help! She´s touching my special area!

I know you. My daddy took your beer.

Slow down Bart! My legs don´t know how to be as long as yours.

Bushes are nice cause they dont have prickers. Unless they do. This one did. Ow!

Hi Principal Skinner! Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!

Somebody should iron you.

You´re King David. I like you cause you kill people.

Daddy says I´m this close to sleeping in the yard.

And I want a bike and a monkey and a friend for the monkey.

Ew Daddy, this tastes like Grandma.

I can´t breathe good and it´s making me sleepy.

Lisa´s bad dancing makes my feet sad.

I ate too much plastic candy.

Mr. Army Man, I can´t sleep without my Reggie Rabbit.

Freeze you crazy mommy!

I´m wearing a bathrobe and I´m not even sick!

His tummy sounds angry, daddy.

You have the bestest dad. He read me a story about Chinese food.

This is where I saw the leprechaun. He tells me to burn things.

This is my sandbox. I´m not allowed in the deep end.

Hey, why don´t you come to my house after school. You can do my homework.

And then the doctor said I didn´t have worms any more. That was the happiest day of my life.

Uh Miss Hoover? I glued my head to my shoulder.

Ow my face is on fire.

I beat the smart kids! I beat the smart kids!

Miss Hoover, my worm went in my mouth and then I ate it. Can I have another one?

My knob tastes funny.

More sugar please!

Daddy´s stomach is crying.

I´m going to kill Hamlet! Here´s my mad face!

See you tomorrow Lisa. We´ll find out what 5 minus 3 is!

Why do people run from me?

You´re like my mommy after her box of wine.

My teacher says she´s tired of trying.

The bumps tickle my bottom.

Can Lisa come out with her hands up?

I´m going to Africa to see lions and giraffes and monkeys and Santa and gorillas and ...

I´ll give you three crayons and my milk.

You smell like dead bunnies!

I eat Legos!

Hi Bart! My nose makes its own bubble gum!

I´m embarrassed for you.

Your eyes need diapers!

Why can´t you be friends like me and Mister Finger?

I wanna be a fire truck!

Yes, I´m a feature columnist!

I´m cuckoo for contraband.

Can you taste the thumbtacks?

It´s fun to obey the machine!

A B C D E F G, how I wonder what you are. Thank you!

I can use the potty now!

I feel like a chicken already!

I just made an egg in my pants.

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