Summary:
The sitcom "Friends" was such a massive hit that by the end of the series, each of the six main cast members was making a million dollars per episode. Here are some wildly funny quotes that show us just why the show was so popular.

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Chandler (emerging from the bathroom with an issue of "Cosmo" magazine): "Alright, I just took the quiz, and as it turns out I do put career before men."

Chandler: "You know what´s weird? Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he´s getting out of the shower, he puts a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?"

Joey: "Remember when you were a little kid and your mom would drop you off at the movies with a jar of jam and a little spoon?"

Chandler: "Okay. Janice said ´Do I look fat today?´, and I looked at her ..."
Ross: "Whoa, whoa. You looked at her? You never look. You just answer, it´s just a reflex. Do I look fat? No! Is she prettier than I am? No! Does size matter?"
Rachel: "No!"
Ross: "And it works both ways."

Rachel (reading the program at Joey´s play): "Oh! Look, look! Look, there´s Joey´s picture! This is so exciting!"
Chandler: "You can always spot someone who´s never seen one of his plays before. Notice, no fear, no sense of impending doom."

Rachel (who has written a romance novel): "Okay, now this is just the first chapter and I want your absolute honest opinion. Oh, and on page two, he´s not reaching for her ´heaving beasts´."
Monica: "What´s a ´niffle´?"
Joey: "You usually find them on the heaving beasts."
Rachel: "Alright, alright, so I´m not a great typist."
Ross: "Wait, did you get to the part about his huge throbbing pens? I tell ya, I don´t want to be around when he starts writing with those!"

Chandler: "You guys in the living room all know what you want to do. You know, you have goals. You have dreams. I don´t have a dream."
Ross: "Ah, the lesser-known ´I Don´t Have a Dream´ speech."

Rachel: "I got an interview! I got an interview!"
Monica: "Where?"
Rachel: "Saks ... Fifth ... Avenue!"
Monica: "Oh Rachel!"
Phoebe: "It´s like the mother ship is calling you home!"

Phoebe: "Ooh, Ugly Naked Guy is decorating his tree. Oh my God, you should see the size of his Christmas balls!"

Ross: "Have you ever been, you know, fooling around with a girl, and uh, she started laughing?"
Chandler: "Yeah, but it was 1982 and my Flock of Seagulls haircut was tickling her chin."

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Written by: Carrie Grosvenor
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