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Christmas TragediesQualified Lead
Think of It as a Long Vacation in the Extremely Deep South
And in Further News, America Is Broke
Everyone Is Strapped These Days
Christmas Tragedies
The heartbreak behind the holiday lights. A series of quick gags.
Words: 416 Downloads: 0 Category: Humor By: Mary FinnQualified Lead
The owner of a luxury yacht business is discussing a very peculiar sale with his star salesman. He says, “I know you are damn good, but who would buy an enormous, fully-equipped luxury yacht and have it berthed on a lot in the middle of the Nevada desert?” The salesman replies, “Al Gore.”
Words: 57 Downloads: 0 Category: Humor By: Mary FinnThink of It as a Long Vacation in the Extremely Deep South
A tailor with a large measuring tape slung over his shoulder is measuring cloth for a custom suit. He turns to this customer and asks, “Why do you want it made of asbestos?” The man replies, “It´s for a funeral. The executive who okayed the big bonuses out of the TARP money just died.”
Words: 68 Downloads: 0 Category: Humor By: Mary FinnAnd in Further News, America Is Broke
Helen Keller and her teacher Annie Sullivan are discussing amazing news. Annie Sullivan says, “I don´t know how it happened Helen. Moody´s, Standard and Poor´s and Fitch have all called. They say you are the most qualified applicant for their credit analyst spot.”
Words: 73 Downloads: 0 Category: Humor By: Mary FinnEveryone Is Strapped These Days
James Bond is sitting at a high stakes card table surrounded by nefarious villains. He has a beautiful woman covered in jewels standing next to him and a high pile of chips in front of him. One of the casino employees takes a phone call and then turns to 007. He says, “I´m sorry Mr. Bond. That was M. He is refusing to raise your debt ceiling.”
Words: 73 Downloads: 0 Category: Humor By: Mary FinnGeneration Gap
An executive sits in an office surrounded by piles containing thousands of compact disks. He is on the phone to his pension consultant. He says, “When I told you to invest my retirement funds in CDs, this is not what I meant.”
Words: 45 Downloads: 0 Category: Humor By: Mary Finn